I love bread more than just about anything, and I'm intrigued by this. But my first reaction is to wonder how many preservatives this has. Anyone know?

Moderate is a good thing. Statistically, the truth about any issue usually lies somewhere in the middle of the two extreme positions.

Hillary basically took over the White House when her husband got into trouble. She's a two-term Senator and a former Secretary of State.

She looks like she's transformed her face into a porn star. Well, she already had the perfect last name for it.

That dog is too good for Paula.

Most people just block old age and death from their minds. If they keep busy enough, it won't happen to them.

He's a beauty. One of the very nicest-looking breeds, in my opinion.

If you're in a strip club, you're already an idiot.

It really doesn't get any more lowbrow than professional wrestling.

This is a very positive step for you. Better late than never.

You have absolutely no evidence that Woody raped his daughter. He could rightly sue you for that.

Lena is talking out of her ass (again). She's has bit off more than she can chew this time.

She also made a dumb comment about the Holocaust over the weekend, then made sure everyone knows she's half Jewish (because that makes it ok).

That's true. Fortunately I'm not that kind of person.

I don't where this idea that "less bread" is healthy, originated. If you're active, then there is no better food.

Who sewed it on in the first place? Dr. Nick?

Also interesting to note that Dunham was one of the first people to stick her nose in Dylan Farrow's allegations against Woody Allen.

Sweden was actually the second country to recognize the US after France.

People who work in finance are psychos.