It's Gwinneth Paltrow. Ya happy?

Erector was basically our version of Meccano.

These comments are terrible.

I've never actually heard Sandberg speak. I just imagine her giant hairdo sitting on Oprah's couch saying Don't lean OUT, lean IN! Am I right ladies?! Can I get a whoop whoop!!

Hope she got a prenup.

When did flat faces become a thing with cats?

It's a very under-reported shift in our cultural consciousness. When I was a kid, people weren't insulting the shit out of each other. The worst I had to worry about was nuclear war. I'm not sure which is worse.

2013 was the year we all finally became a terrible bunch of online assholes.

Lucky he didn't get hit in the head. The shooter should be charged with deadly assault.

Why never any photos with these food posts? That's like sex without foreplay.

Better have that looked at.

Where is that Hulk screenshot from?

China: your chocolate got in my peanut butter

Not funny if you're a bird.

An article like this really isn't enjoyable without photos.

This is the classiest thing that happens in Oakland.

Is that blood??

Someone should take his toupee away.

cassiebear: honest question. Do you plan to go back and get endless touch-ups? My understanding is that plastic surgery doesn't last.