Zoe actually has a career before coming on the show, but I tried to go with a famous news reporter, author, and director in my lame attempt at a joke.

Well, since Girls has a lot of nepotism, can the new character be played by the daughter of Lester Holt, Toni Morrison, or John Singleton?

It bombed horribly.

The second Joe Millionaire was hunkier and dumber, I want an update on him.

I think I about had a heart attack when Visage said Phi Phi was the future of drag. She looked like an extra from a 80s workout tape during the LSFYL. I get the discomfort Absolut would have if Sharon Needles was the winner. The judges' opinions of Chad representing the past of drag were unfortunate and Phi Phi's…

Go to Party City and rock out the best Needles outfit you can find?

Perhaps when the ratings completely fall apart after this news, the CW will finally cancel the show and let Tyra delude herself into other endeavors.

If only Connick Jr had funny lines on that show...

Since this post is officially from Deadspin, it screws up the star system. It'll probably all change with the new commenting system Gawker Inc will be implementing soon.

That's such a great suit on Andy. Hubba Hubba.

Since I burned the DVDs from my sister, I never joined P90x's website where I might have found out if Vanessa and Jason the Rip King ever got married. Whenever I'd watch a DVD with one or both of them, I'd Want to Know if They Got Married!!!! As annoyed as I was whenever Tony called her Pam The Blam, I always…

Augusta is having its 3rd Annual Pride Celebration starting June 21st, feel free to come on down and enjoy the festivities. As a gay man, I admit Augusta isn't entirely progressive but I don't think I've ever seen anyone around town trouncing about in their Green Blazers speaking like Scarlett O'Hara (even during…

But then Tangina appears and says, "This house is not clear..." and Katie is zapped into the television and whatshisface has to fight skeletons in the swimming pool and Craig T Nelson zooms off with everyone (after saving Katie) in the car the Native American chief gave him, but then the mirrors show Kane and...

Oh I'm sure Scientology and lawyers had their say in the custody arrangements. It just has to suck for her that she doesn't seemingly get to see her adopted kids at all except in tabloids.

I've always been disturbed by Tom Cruise's ability to have what seems to be primary custody of the two adopted kids he had with Nicole. Not that I want paparazzi pictures of Nicole and the kids together, but it's creepy how they seemingly are only with Cruise. I remember Nicole getting asked by either Ellen…

Well, even I remember that was season 1 and she revealed it season 2 to Pete. I think they hated each other season 3, but got better last season.

Gosh, I barely remembered any of the last half of Pete's backstory. All I remember is the rape of his neighbor/the babysitter. I can't look at his character the same way again, since the rape.

There's a woman in my MBA class with a misshapen hand currently. She's pretty discreet in hiding it, usually placing it out of view with her sleeve or putting in her lap (or elsewhere). I actually didn't know about it until catching a glimpse about half way through last semester. I thought it best not to say…

Well, I don't remember Mr. Belding ever paddling Zack for many infractions (I doubt they would have helped), but I would have liked to stop time with a "Time Out!" before getting beaten.

I was spanked by my principal Mrs. Farnsworth with the paddle in fifth grade. We had a substitute teacher once and Lisa, a problematic fellow student continually disrupted class thanks to the new teacher. When she kept talking to me and threw a wadded up piece of paper at the teacher, we were both sent to the…