Well, fuck. There goes all the Lou Marsh award suspense.

Growing up, he probably had years of coaching from a master on the subject, a Maestro if you will.

Coincidentally, none of the takeaways are by Shaw. 

STARS

I coach rugby for U8 and U12 kids, and never get shit like this. Its nice when most of the parents don’t get the rules, keeps them from hopping in on the child refs.

That it happened in Colorado makes it even better.

I’d like to point out that in Canada “KD” is common slang for “Kraft Dinner” (otherwise known as “Kraft Macaroni & Cheese” in the U.S.). The manufacturer even uses the term “KD” in it’s advertising. It should also be pointed out that Canada consumes far more “KD” (per capita) than the U.S. does. This doesn’t really…

If I am on the receiving end of a no-hitter, I am trying to break up said no-hitter by any means necessary.  I don’t care if we are losing 25-0, I am trying to break up the no-no whether it be a bunt, a bloop, or a blast.  There is none of this giving up to give the other team a no-hitter garbage that most people…

Woo! Feed that fuck to the pigs!

I don’t give two shits about basketball but 1) that’s cool as shit and 2) someone in my timeline posted this and it’s a Top 10 all-time sports photo:

Shameless request: can I use this to get out of the grays for good?

I’m not gonna embed the Tweet for obvious reasons, but, well ...

This seems crazy:

Burneko’s point is that sloppy writing and rushed storytelling have ruined our ability to judge the characters.

Tell that to Game of Thrones, which spent its first 7.2 seasons telling us that the characters who believed and acted as though “the stakes at play are the Iron Throne” were deluded fools who were missing the one true war that was staring them in the face—and then spent one episode completely flipping that and…

I think he’s saying that the writing of the show completely undermined the established stakes.

the only people that have an issue with that Olivia said are white feminists that are super quick to protect one of their own because they like the content they create. olivia’s feelings are valid and if you are defending those ladies and talking shit about Olivia you are part of the problem. she can feel how she…

How did this article get out of the grays?

The egregious and terrible nature of the core take here almost distracts from the absolutely heinous addendum about the best kind of pizza.