The only question Sessions should be asked is this one:

No no no, this is when Barkley doubles down. He always doubles down. They don’t call him the Round Mound of Rebound for nothing. He’s gonna be right back up. If you’re going to get into a spat with a man who literally threw a guy through a window, prepare to feel the pane.

“Go watch the ‘93 Finals when John Paxson hit the shot,” James said. “Barkley and Jordan were laughing and joking with each other during one of the games while somebody’s shooting a free throw. In the Finals. But, oh, nobody were friends back then.”

Goddamn, “Ethered” should be one of the tags on this post.

This is ferocious and good.

“Well you don’t have to rub it in.”

This is patterened off DDII on the NES, which is the definitive version of DDII. The arcade version was a dud.

“He admitted that he wasn’t a political expert”

*sourry

Did you tell him about the cabbie with the ferret? Seems like cab ferret would make cab driving better.

I’m a top 10 NFL QB. I think unions suck and we need to make America great again. I have more to say but I have to be anonymous. My wife would kill me and I have a game coming up.

There weren’t any clowns in the car, if there was, I would have stabbed it in the throat.

Nope, the opposite. I’m old enough to remember why unions worked. I’m from the mining belt. I know the difference between union mines and scab mines. And I totally get the complaints about unions. They bloat easy and they don’t have enough oversight so the people at the top tend to reap more than their fair share of…

this is amazing. I’m glad he turned out to be fine.

I had another one who, when i asked how he was, he replied “why should I answer, you don’t really care”. We then got into the deepest conversation a drunk 25 year old from Chicago and a Somali cabbie could ever possibly have at 3am on a Sunday morning. Wouldn’t get out of the cab until he finally told me how he was.…

I had a cabbie once that had a ferret on his passenger seat. He was feeding it pieces of a rotisserie chicken. You don’t get that with Uber. Fuck Uber 

This is Trump. Unlike Nero, I’m fairly certain he can’t play the fiddle.

Welbz is dat guy.