Props to JJ for using his platform to call this out.  Kealia deserves notoriety and recognition for her accomplishments, not to be treated like an accessory to her fiancé.

As someone who doesn’t know what a Houston Dash or a J.J. Watt is, I would read that headline and think, “They’re allowed to trade away their own players’ fiancees?!”

I can’t help it. I just can’t.

Hot take: Joaquin is awesome... I appreciate him calling out the Hollywood private jet hypocrites (cough cough Leo). I also find his love for his betrothed very endearing.

If men are supposed to be the calm, logical, and rational gender, then why are they losing their minds over fictional characters in movie franchises? Did they get their periods or something?

Indeed. That moment was hilarious. I’ve been a fan of Kenan since All That, so I agree he’s a veteran comedian by now, but still carries many of the skits in which he appears.

It was 5 of my favorite comedians of all time on the stage at the same time. I love it.

That’s really nice. I hope she stays that way, which is really hard to do when surrounded by people telling you what you want to hear.

I’m surprised they allowed the brunette in.  Seems pretty pretty reckless to allow a non-blonde into the scene here.

Saudi women can drive now; pick up a newspaper.

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

So if I get a wife and kids I can assault people? That’s the defense?

even though I’ve been the only minority on a bike in more classes than I care to count

OK, Bloomber.

Peter: I’m looking for some toilet training books.
Salesman: We have the popular ‘everybody poops”, or the less popular ‘nobody poops but you’.
Peter: Well, you see, we’re catholic...
Salesman: Ah, then you’ll want ‘you’re a naughty, naughty boy, and that’s concentrated evil coming out the back of you’.

Neither can your Canadian friends. What the fuck?! 7G’s flat out just for a OB?! I’ve been to the OB a gazillion times, had I dunno a half dozen ultra sounds, been to two specialists plus a couple of visits with my GP.$0. Nadda. Now, at the hospital after delivery I will have to pay a fee for a private room (after the…

I had a six week hospital stay a few years back and paid $83 for the cost of fancy meds u[on my discharge. I had at home nursing visits for the two weeks following every day, and never paid a thing.  

I recently drove myself to the ER due to what was diagnosed to be a kidney stone. The cost of the visit, which included a CT scan, comes out to around $10.5K.

Would that I could awkwardturtle.

Now if you really want to confuse your friend hit her with the double whammy that conservative Christians both (1) tend to have more children than the average population and (2) are usually the most opposed to “socialized medicine”