It was a good episode! “That’s the Game” was my favorite, but it was chock full of goodness. 

Once again, it needs to be pointed out that in the real world, there is one and only one superpower: compound interest.

At about 3 weeks pregnant (I always knew very early), I had horrendous abdominal pain. I couldn’t even stand. I was in bed, sweating, and couldn’t move. When I was sent to a (Catholic) hospital, the nurse who did my intake asked me basic questions: name, age, previous pregnancies, religion... when I mentioned I’m…

Even rich people get sad, dude. Should I never complain about anything ever because I have a place to live when some people are homeless?

I’m not even remotely into the royals (but I will click on anything on Jezebel) and it kind of broke my heart when she said “Thank you for asking. Not many people have asked if I’m okay.”

Problem is you’re assuming either of them are even remotely as intelligent as Ramsay lol. 

I don’t do it for the likes or retweets, I do it because more than likely both him and his father read every single tweet for validation, and hopefully they die just a little inside every time they see one from me.

I tweet that at him on a daily basis actually. 

Men like him are deeply paranoid about his daughter meeting the 20 year old version of himself.

Is it bad that every morning when I wake up, I eagerly check my phone hoping for a CNN headline that President Cheeto died on the toilet mid-shit, with his pants around his ankles? I mean, a President Pence and First Lady Mother legit terrifies me, but a tell-all from Melania--or maybe better, Tiffany--would very nearl…

“looks good on every thin, full busted white body!”

Melania is the third wife of a wealthy man with a history of adultery and sexual abuse. She knows exactly where she stands, and so do we.

I’ve got some questions for The Melania Whisperer, maybe the Fox Friends can pick up the slack and have him back to ask:

1. When you were pregnant with his fifth child, and he was out raw-dogging porn stars, was this the moment you knew you’d be together forever?

2. Were there any other insecure American millionaires…

If he didn’t want to be groped, he shouldn’t have been wearing that hat.

I actually remember when the rain stopped. 2010-2011 was the last full-blown rainy season, although I think it ended a tad on the early side.

That being said; I would still rather live in California than any other State. I live in a beach town in San Diego county. There is no state as beautiful and diverse, from beaches to mountains to deserts.

That’s one thing that him dropping dead without losing the next election would rob us of: being able to shout “hey, one-termer!” if he continues to appear on the streets of New York (something that would immediately go onto my trip-to-NYC-wishlist the minute he lost).

I think of this girl