cphillips2118
awkwardturtle
cphillips2118

To be honest, when I was a younger socialite party person... I had zero worries about my coke being cut with like heroin or fentanyl. Baby laxatives, sure. This was from 2004-2014.

When I was his age, “my dealer fucked with my dope” used to mean “Goddammit, this is oregano!”

Yep, God and Jesus Christ are now officially part of the Soros run Deep State conspiracy I guess. 

From what I understand, most religions believ that when Jesus comes back, he’ll be tailgating in an F150 at a Cowboys game, turning water in to bud light (even though that doesn’t exactly require a wizard), and singing the national anthem while playing with the laser sight on his AR-15.

If Jesus Christ returned to earth tomorrow, and resumed spreading His word, one of the president’s disciples would murder him.

she’s talking about her own life, i would venture to guess.

Absolutely loved it but am confused- was Tan messing with him that whole time or does he really like the different suits? I was on Hasan’s side.

Same. They are both so adorable. “I cannot look like an Indian fuckboi.” LOL. 

Best thing I’ve seen on twitter:

You’ve heard Trump say “I’ll be nice if they are, it depends on how nice they are to me”.  He’s such a fucking jackass. 

“If you were just nicer to me I wouldn’t have to kill you.” 

Ooook then so mind filing in roughly what happened with her family and lack of consent? For the people (me) who don’t know.

Just want to make sure you read the original article or other people’s comments and see that the police actually did their due diligence on this. The guy wasn’t driving for Uber that night and they had to do a lot to track him down. This wasn’t the police just not caring. It was a poorly written Jezebel article.

When police questioned Gaston a month later,

When he dropped her off at her apartment, she saw a neighbor entering the building, told him about the assault and asked him to call the police....When police questioned Gaston a month later....

LOL. I don’t know either of these 2 chicks but once again Elizabeth Banks comes out a winner






I’m not sure why, but that Manson family movie feels wrong and exploitative to me. Maybe it’s just because I’ve never liked Tarantino or his movies.  

“He’s a lab rat hitting the pleasure button, he doesn’t know how it works but it makes him feel good.”

Because the only reason he holds the rallies is to hear people cheering for him. He doesn’t care about the politics, it’s just ego stroking, and they cheer for that shit, so he keeps repeating it. It means nothing. He’s a lab rat hitting the pleasure button, he doesn’t know how it works but it makes him feel good.