It’s public that he went to treatment for alcohol abuse. All of his photos since getting out have looked red-faced and haggard. My assumption is that he’s drinking.

“What was your first scent memory?”

Or, I AM JOAQUIN PHOENIX!

Looks like your next stop is the Mulan School of De-fan-sive Fighting.

Can you not right now? Texas is a purple state that goes red because it’s gerrymandered to hell and back. It’s also home to Houston, the most diverse major city in the country, which is also getting hit the hardest.

The sense of community created by non-scumbags at shows can be one of the most incredible feelings. I was at a metal show at a tiny, packed club when I was 18 and this dude kept “accidentally” groping me. I tried to move away without losing my view of the stage, but I was right at the edge of a mosh pit too (which I…

Some of us, when warned “don’t look at the comments!”, even though the big part of our brains knows better, cannot HELP but make a beeline for the comments. We can’t help it. It’s like psychic scab-picking. You know you’re only gonna make it worse and it might hurt or even bleed again, but goddamn, it’s still so…

Mitt Romney is what happens when milk and toast are combined into one wonderfully mild concoction.

Idk I was just making a point. James Woods is unhinged trash. Rob Schneider is another one.

Good. I can finally complete my photographic trilogy of pop divas who were ostensibly feuding and then appeared at the VMAs together in a show of solidarity.

I literally died.

The challenge is to try and name a celebrity who isn’t more presidential than the current President.

He was an awful governor. But he was such a bad governor that it was clear he had nowhere else to go politically (Senate? Never happen).

“filled with Shrapnel and Guilt” is a fantastic line.

The part about knowing very well that they were broken men now resting in hell seems to be clearly referencing his father to me. It’s pretty personal.

“Trump is at peak fame”

“ I don’t want to lean in...I want to LIE DOWN”- I think about this almost every time I’m in some pointless meeting.

“I did not make him lunches every day for 5 years out of love and kindness. I did it because to weaken him, and increase his dependence on me for survival”

Also loved her white lady voice for “Oh my god, HE PROPOSED!”