When my thighs are wrapped around his neck, I can't even see them.

If the Kartrashians can make a career out of a sex tape, then why can't this guy make a go at it off a mugshot. I know I should be outraged, but I ain't mad. Amurica!

It's linked in the intro but I didn't want to include the full thing in a post entitled "When Wedding Invitations Turn Into A Hilarious Disaster" for what are probably obvious reasons when you look at it that way :)

I knew it. See, ladies! You don't have to be photoshopped to have a disproportionately sized waist! You can just wear a corset at all times and only eat soup. Sounds grand.

I immediately thought of Lagerfeld. +1.

I didn't think there was a way to miss the Rock Me Obmbre Jesus locks.

IT IS REALLY NOT COOL TO GET SPIKE INVOLVED IN THIS MESS, KARA.

ur username tho

On Fleek is one of the most annoying phrases to become popular in the past few years. I wouldn't be sad if I never heard it again.

I'm hangin' on to "rad" like Rose in Titanic.

I think the freaky double-eyes make it better! The fit being off sucks, though.

UM

Not enough lentils.

Yes... because planning a wedding means you should plan for fucking terrorist attacks.

The invitations to my November 2001 wedding were mailed on September 10, 2001. The wedding venue? Windows on the World.

Man that looks like a Pinterest fail blog entry.

A terrible, beautiful, nightmare.

yo, big wangs hurt. Like, I can feel it in my uterus and that is just so wrong. Get out of my no man's land, wang. do. not. want.

Wait. I could've taken pirate history in college??? I missed my calling.