I had to work with Billie, almost one-on-one, this year for roughly 90 minutes and I have to say...she was a combination of intimidating, charming, shy, and funny. And her relationship with her mom is something I want to put in a box and treasure. She’s not a “momager”, she’s just a mom. She was focused on making sure…

Ok that Harry Styles/Kendall Jenner piece was incredibly charming. I was laughing during the whole thing. You son of a bitch, you got me James Corden. (Really Harry got me, but damn you James)

A friend of mine, who is technically younger than me, has started calling me “dear”. It’s her new “thing” and she calls many contemporaries “dear” now. I hate it. Why do I hate this? Does it sound condescending to anyone else?

I’m still mad about that.

HOW ARE THEY AFFORDING ALL THOSE CHILDREN??

Can that please be my birth bill? Would make my YEAR.

PREACH

I just had a sadly hilarious back and forth with an English friend of mine on Instagram about the cost of healthcare in the US. I’m 25 weeks pregnant and told her that not only did I pay a $7,000 flat fee for my OB GYN (includes delivery and ultrasound costs etc) that I’ll get some mysterious amount back for, but I…

That’s 100% how I felt. There is no family warmth coming from the Trumps at all (ever), and that coldness is exactly what her decorating style exudes. It’s a sterile display of icy solitude and aggressive perfection - the exact opposite of what the holidays should be about.

The fucking BE BEST tiles. fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

Very Key & Peele! I totally agree. “So if you were still selling the drugs...who would you sell them to and what’s his name and number and the best time to call.” Deaddddd

OMG I could not stop laughing during “That’s the Game.” It was something I would have imagined airing during Andy Samberg’s era - just so over the top and hilarious.

For real. I remember looking at the catalogue when I was a tween and hoping for big boobs so I could look like them. Then I got big boobs...and they didn’t look like their boobs! It wasn’t until later that I learned that they all have like B cups and pad the hell out of the bras to make them nice and perky, and those…

This whole episode was amazing. Harry Styles has great comedic timing, fabulous androgynous fashion, and can wreck me anytime. Yep. I went there. Not sorry - he can.

As a person who is currently 5 months pregnant, I can say I would shove my husband out the window if he already started hinting at baby #2. I haven’t even pushed this baby out of my vagina yet, but based on what my body is going through now (varicose vein in my VULVA??) the mere IDEA of a second kid will need to wait…

I 10000% believe all of this happened exactly as described. I’ve been working in the music industry for years, and at one point worked at a rival magazine to Fader and had many friends who worked at Vice. The descriptions of these parties are totally dead-on and I can completely see all of those events happening. I…

Both Charlie’s Angels movies were so iconic. I felt like I WAS Dylan (and still do), and loved all the action and friendship.

BLESS YOU

I, too, hope for the same news. 

“Tender lovers”