I feel you. Most of her songs are sort of maudlin “where’s my man” songs, but while there are still some songs like that here, this album has a slightly different tone. “Norman fucking Rockwell” is a pretty great take down of those insufferable “deep” guys who are good lays but pretty narcissistic and annoying - ha.…

I was thinking the SAME THING. Like, I didn’t even look like that rough at 21 after a hard night out. Girl, someone help you.

I’m really digging this album - I think because I kind of feel the same way. Like, we’re all doing the best we can, but sometimes you’re just like...fuck it. I’ve been listening to “the greatest” on repeat and just staring out the window wallowing in my apocalyptic dread. (I’m also based in LA...yea it’s really hot…

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I am currently pregnant, and have been looking forward to my embryo officially becoming a fetus - and ergo looking more human-like. Because I have been dying laughing over how creepy and weird it looks the first few weeks. At 6 weeks it most definitely looks like that creepy ass image above. So it’s fucking ridiculous…

As a human, I am outraged. As a woman, I’m furious. As a pregnant person, I am beyond terrified.

Um, definitely thought this said The Jew Pope. I was like...well THIS could be interesting.

I am so into this look.

I legit can’t hum a single one of those songs. I don’t remember what they sound like at all....and I’ve listened to the album twice now. Really trying to give it a chance, but ironically the only one I can vaguely remember is “I Forgot That You Existed”.

Don’t care about Shawn and Camilla, but I am surprisingly attached to Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas. Man, I hope those crazy kids make it.

THIS 👏 ALBUM 👏 WAS 👏 BORING

This doesn’t surprise me, as I feel like I’ve seen a lot more reviews lately where people are saying the brand they’ve been ordering through amazon for years is now a “fake”. They’ll post pictures comparing the two items side by side - from diapers to beauty products - the packaging and products look slightly…

I feel weirdly proud of Maddox. I do not know this family, but after so many years of being in the public space...I feel like I do? I just hope he’s happy in college. This is weird. I feel weird.

Woo hoo! If you’re in LA, maybe we’ll end up in neighboring hospital rooms - haha.

I’ve noticed that on the nursery stuff! Why is it all Grey?! Our second bedroom in our apartment is currently my “library/office” - it’s all velvet curtains and big bookshelves and a faux Persian rug. I wanted it to feel like a fancy old castle library. So this kiddo is going to get a “castle/King Arthur/medieval”…

Congratulations! My husband is super excited that I’m due on “3/11 day”...as that’s his fave band. Cool babe. Cool. Haha. But yea people are kind of crazy out there. Just gonna try to hide from most mommy blogs and just keep this alien alive. We’re also going to try and keep the sex a secret to avoid the gendered…

I saw the first 47 Meters Down in theaters with some girlfriends and we snuck bottles of wine in so we could have a good time. There were maybe 8 other people in the theater with us and it was opening weekend in LA. The movie ends and the lights come on - quickly. A theater worker bring out several chairs, and then…

Thank you! Yea my mom saved that coat for my future baby. If it’s a girl, she’ll look as amazing as me. If it’s a boy, he’ll be as fierce as baby Freddie Mercury. Can’t wait either way.

I doubt my baby pictures will out my identity. It’s more important to share this FASHION from the 1980s.

I’m 10 weeks pregnant right now, so I’m just wading into this weird fucking world of pregnancy and future motherhood. The people who do know that I’m pregnant are my family and closest friends - all people who I trust and adore. But still...I hear the opinions creeping out of them. My mom had 2 girls, and says she…