Dodgeball FTW

I just choked on my laughter

I thought the same thing. BOOOOOO.

I love me some FJM. Chateau Lobby is on our wedding playlist too!

Right? Like...to be honest...the Nazis got pretttttty far along before we were like “hey wait...NOW this isn’t ok.”

Sounds about right. Damn...wish we had yacht money. I want to Beyonce it UP.

I think she would have been proud! They were big on hard work (still are). I had actually tried to apply to work at the local video rental store but they told me they didn’t hire kids that young. (Which I thought was bullshit because the girl behind the counter was totally my age...but her dad owned the store).

No guilt here my friend. Just not sure how to class where we stood.

Yup!

Wow - good for you! I think my mom knew that would be an empty threat for me - especially at 13.

Probably. I just have no idea how to class it - ha. Upper class? Def not 1% by any means. Not even close.

I can’t remember when I first realized we were in the upper middle class (dad’s a prominent attorney, mom was in entertainment business), but I do remember my parents clearly teaching me that their money is THEIR money. I was being a snotty 13 year old and begging my mom for the latest trendy jeans - they were like…

I’m clinging to this tiny piece of good news SO HARD

I got promoted today! There’s another good thing. haha

ILLUMINATISHOPPED!!!11!!

All I’m going to say is...I 100% believe this is for Rob...as I have interacted with the man on a professional level multiple times. Nice guy, but probably the most vain person I’ve ever met. Ever.

Eh, it’s fun for us to think about since most of us Californians are really fucking pissed at everything (just like all of you), but we’re not going anywhere. It IS selfish, and we know that. There was a lengthy discussion about it on a friends FB page, and another friend basically said, “Look, we’re Dumbledores Army.…

This commercial was disturbing in many ways, but it was mostly his face. Creepy baby of nightmares.

SAME. This looks really good but I am SUCH a wuss with jump scares.

I love this!