Elizabeth Warren CRUSHED IT in the education hearing. I was in awe.

I’m openly weeping at my desk right now. I’m going to miss them so much.

This is perfection

Woah now. Eddie Redmayne is super adorable and a really lovely guy in person according to my mother! I’m hesitant to hate on him.

That’s what I’m here for...

YASSSSS

I can’t find the clip on YouTube, but I wanted to share the clip from Eddie Izzard’s “Glorious” stand up where he sings the song about the queen that goes:

My mom is my favorite person on this planet. Loving, funny, wise, awesome...I just love being around her. When I was 16, that was not the case, but now that I’m almost 30 I’m just like I LOVE YOU SO MUCH TEACH ME YOUR WAYS.

This was the most profound and stunning pieces I’ve read on jezebel. Well done and beautifully (and angrily) said.

I didn’t think I did...but may have? I tend to drunk comment on things - wouldn’t be the first time I’ve retold a story or made the exact same comment haha. Though this is a pretty recent development so not sure!

The only good thing that came out of this election is that my fiancé finally sighed and said “fine...we can’t ever move back to my home state of Wisconsin. I’m too ashamed of them now.” And I got to say yayyyy we can stay in MY home state of California!

Sshhhhh!!! Don’t tell people about SB. I’m trying to move back there in a few years and don’t want people taking (all 2 of) the affordable homes there haha.

That made me cry laugh. I wish that had been the case. I feel like a terrible person for wishing that, but it would have been a great twist.

SAME

That’s because Mark’s face is terrifying. There’s something strange and blank and shapeless about it..,

I thought “man in black” meant “Princess Bride” man in black, Carey Elwes. I was like...hm that’s random but you go girl!

Holy shit Trump’s hands really ARE tiny. It just jumped out at me in that photo with Peter Thiel. Hahaha tiny hands!

Legit laughed out loud at the dog whistle part.

I constantly tell people that Pitbull is my hero. No one believes me, but the dude has FIGURED IT OUT.

YES. INDEED.