I second this.

whoaaaaa

holyfuckingshit

Yup. I am ready for this!

omg no

Look at Me is the best of the best.

NOTHING WILL EVER TOP THAT STORY.

Not THIS is a ridiculous thing that I would be happy to show to anyone around the world and be like THIS IS AMERICA. I love this.

Right? Everyone was kind of rooting against them (think of poor Jennifer Aniston! Angelina is a TRAMP etc etc). I really wanted them to do this thing and be like BOOM WE 4 REAL.

A+

I am also really not okay with this news. I was really rooting for them and their crazy brood! I wanted to see fabulous photos of them when they’re 80 and just living their best lives in France.

Wait, that sounds FABULOUS. I’m a 38E and looking at off-the-shoulder wedding dresses and wondering if I can make that happen. Do you have pics? (Is that weird? You can crop your face out if you want. Wait...is that weirder?)

It IS. I’m so jealous.

Ooooh that is good to know. I’m wedding dress shopping soon so I want ALL the tips. I’m so “lucky” because I have an hourglass shape, but people underestimate the struggle of making giant boobies look awesome.

That’s exactly what I was imagining too.

As someone with boobs that are almost at Niecy’s level, can someone explain to me how they look that fab in that dress? Is she wearing an old timey corset underneath? Duct tape? Magic?

I see what you did there and I LIKE IT.

SAME

Totally agree with you about Martha. I was like, ooh girl, Rose was the love of his (current) life...this isn’t going to work well for you.

Once I catch up to the end of Peter Capaldi, I’m going to go back and watch all of the originals! So I’m sure I’ll be feeling the magic of Tom Baker as well :)