I am so confused by what is going on here. Where is her other leg? Is she like a leopard mermaid and both legs are together in one leopard “sleeve”? Wat?

OMG you actually got through? haha

98.7 is THE WORST. THE ABSOLUTE WORST.

Everything here is terrible. The fur, those 2001 boots, the shredded sweaters, the beaded jumpsuit....all of it.

Whelp - this sounds about right. FECK OFF STRANGERS.

There’s a variety of reasons why this show feels like it’s about me and my best friend, but this trailer just sealed the deal with the “Oh I know you from her Instagram” line. Because this JUST happened to me and my bff. YASSSSSS.

So her dad bites the head off a bat, and then years later a bat shits in her hair. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

Guys I finally watched Spy this weekend and I am now in love with Rose Byrne. FUCKING. HILARIOUS.

My bf has the name Shelly tattooed over his heart. He said he went in to get it with his girlfriend at the time, and it was SO painful. Like the tattoo artist was making it extra worse (he has a lot of tattoos so he knows the difference). It wasn’t until halfway through the tattoo when he mentioned that Shelly was his…

TOO. REAL.

She was also really annoying. Like the entire movie he’s all like “I like really kinky shit” and even at the end she’s all like THIS IS WHAT YOU LIKE??? Girl, he’s literally been saying it every five seconds. You read that contract for like 2 weeks. None of this should be a surprise.

Wait I also got “Shots & Squats” and it was like in between Iron & Wine and David Bowie. Why does Spotify love that song???

I mean, it kind of seemed like the character was wooden and difficult to play. But he was looking pretty hot and if you’re into that whole angry/brooding/control thing then it’s kinda hot. But you could also just look up GIFs online and get the same satisfaction haha.

Oh god I want that SO BAD. But I have no idea who could pull of Roarke. In my head he’s just...amazing and gorgeous.

Well that sounds like the movie haha. I’ll pass.

Oh my god that sounds terrible.

FOR REALS

I think both characters were flat and badly written - but his was easier to pull off I think. Just be sexy and kind of mean. Eh, it worked for me haha.

I’m doing the same thing! Dammit I’m so involved. It can’t leave!!

I am so fucking pissed about Doctor Who. I’ve been binge watching non stop for 2 weeks now. I’ve made it to Season 6! (From the newer ones). So close...