What Zappa album is that from?

Does anyone else remember the Tab energy drink in the pink can that made an appearance in the mid 2000s? That stuff got me through the bar exam so I owe Tab a debt of gratitude. It was kind of gross, but way less gross than Red Bull.

That’s actually really cute.

They should make the whole Congress out of Elizabeths Warren and Katies Porter.

I agree with one caveat specific to Boehner: I truly think he had some religious epiphany in his meeting with the current Pope, because from that moment onwards he started acting differently and he got the hell out of Dodge as fast as he could. 

Most of the time, she can, but willfully chooses not to, as she doesn’t really get dangerously angry like her cousin; the only effect on her personality is that she’s a bit more extroverted than she is otherwise.

As a gay man, I can say that I’ve had a lot of questionable things in my mouth and Miracle Whip is among the worst.

I hear a lot of good things about Shakespeare. He’s done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more, I notice.

Honestly I think there should be a debate not because it will change anyone’s mind on policy but because it will be an hour and a half where he has no control whatsoever and will be hammered by Biden and the moderator at every turn- which might be enough to break his already fragile (and rabidly fraying) psyche. If I…

You live in B-More... Forget pizza. Royal Farms chicken is never far away!

But never literally.

I’m far from a rabid Kiss fan, but I immediately saw that Tommy Thayer signature on the mirror and went “who wants that?”

I was in an all-white hardcore band called Gaschamber for 10 years. We played tons of shows and had lots of fans, but we could never figure out why everyone in the audience was bald and had Nazi tattoos. Our most popular song was called “Third Riker”—it was about a transporter accident on Star Trek, but those bald…

i like to do animal impressions. but when my wife told that i couldn’t do my flamingo impression anymore, i had to put my foot down.

Let’s just reboot Top Gear with Jason, David & Kristen.

My ultimate fantasy is that we somehow flip the Senate and then we have Senate Majority Leader Elizabeth Warren. It has a really nice sound to it. Besides, I thought that Harris was the more obvious choice given how they were chumming it up before the pandemic broke out despite the fact that she tore him to shreds…

That’s what you think.

I was thinking about watching some of these movies over the holidays (I really only like bad Christmas movies,) but now I’m not sure. The way they mangled Twin Cities geography in Jingle All The Way fucked me up enough, seeing this may send me into a panic attack.