GWARmy beaars thrashing here and there any everywhere
Rip your head off swing it by your hair
They are the GWARmy BEARS! (freeze-frame)

Decided she no longer preferred the P.

A long time ago during whichever year the Civil War took place in, fantastic and brilliant General Robert E. Lee was not at all a traitor, which was fake news, and won his war against the totally corrupt and dangerous Anti-Confederacy, or as they are increasingly known as the Anticonfa.

“when the wheel is cranked and the rod enters that boot, well, the floppy little hose, um, stiffens up.”

Great choice. But I would submit the Sausage Cheese McMuffin (no egg)

Don’t remind me…

You can’t fool me. This is a stealth sequel to Brütal Lëgënd.

I like how all the white folks on that cover are super-excited about Starfox and the black woman is the only one with the appropriate level of skepticism.

There can’t be 2 highlanders! That’s not how this works! There can be only one!

Harry Metcalfe thinks they’re already losing money on each one they build. It sounds like a fantastic little car.

I just need the GR Corolla to come out, then they can do whatever tf they want 

*drops an ‘03 Toyota Corolla Wagon in the mix.*

It’s cribbed from the best Hawkeye run in the character’s history, which you 100% should read. The premise is essentially “what does Hawkeye do when he’s not saving the world?” so we focus on the day-to-day of a deaf dude who’s really good at archery (I can’t believe they removed his hearing issues from the movies).…

Pretty sure it’s Hawk Guy.  

Oh.

Fucking morons.

As an aside, I think I’ve figured out who’s behind the TVA…

Isn’t Coors selling mildly alcoholic, lightly flavored water a little too on the nose?

This is how you know I’m Gen X (or Xennial for the five people who use that expression). The only thing I know about that guy is…Dennis! I hope Arvid, Janice, and Jawaharlal turned out not to be assholes at least.