I can feel the scuttle shake just by looking at these pictures.

Teen Vogue, on the other hand...

I keep seeing this take, and I don’t know if it’s because I grew up a conservative evangelical in the midwest or what, but I don’t think he’s saying anything super crazy, albeit he’s saying it in a way that sounds crazy to everyone around me now that I’m a “coastal elite.”

It’s my understanding that Dolly Parton can actually play the guitar.

The problem with a denim skirt that is longer than your knees is that even if you wear just a bra with it, I’m going to automatically think “oh is she one of *those* Christians?”

It's true, he could change, his hair doesn't look like a block of instant noodles anymore.

first real non-straight character in a franchise of dozens of movies and TV shows.

I’m really beginning to doubt her commitment to Sparkle Motion.

Him and The Clarks were so treated so weirdly divergent, I never really listened to Iris much but I’ve heard enough of the Clarks to know that they’re on the same level but you would think the Clarks were going on to reach the heights of alt rock and Iris was a complete has been. I was only born in 1984 so I remember…

The View is professional wrestling for SAHMs and Megs is the Heel.

I have complaints, Portnoy.

NoNo Sinwa

I don’t know if I’m going to meet my creator but I do know that when I die, I’m going to get my ashes blasted off into space, and my remains will mingle with the clouds, and one day the cloud will break and I will fall from the heavens in raindrops and then I shall gather myself into a giant cosmic spit tornado and…

Do Catholics really join other denominations? In my (former) parish, we just stop going to church.

This will be one of my first acts as Global Dictator once I complete my weather control gun.

Biden is doing exactly what he should: not allowing his beliefs, whatever they may be (and we have no idea about his personal stance ) to influence public policy of the government he was elected to run.

My two year old gleefully declared my boobs to be a bum and tried to pry them apart saying “where is your front bum hole mama?”

It’s teamwork 101 to provide opportunities for people to interact that are casual and not strictly about work. You’re more likely to bend for a person you know and respect rather than a person you’re assuming is the picture of everything you’re against. It also gives you insight on their motivations and ultimate…

“In conclusion, Nazi Germany was a land of contrasts.”

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