Honestly I think there should be a debate not because it will change anyone’s mind on policy but because it will be an hour and a half where he has no control whatsoever and will be hammered by Biden and the moderator at every turn- which might be enough to break his already fragile (and rabidly fraying) psyche. If I…

You live in B-More... Forget pizza. Royal Farms chicken is never far away!

But never literally.

I’m far from a rabid Kiss fan, but I immediately saw that Tommy Thayer signature on the mirror and went “who wants that?”

I was in an all-white hardcore band called Gaschamber for 10 years. We played tons of shows and had lots of fans, but we could never figure out why everyone in the audience was bald and had Nazi tattoos. Our most popular song was called “Third Riker”—it was about a transporter accident on Star Trek, but those bald…

i like to do animal impressions. but when my wife told that i couldn’t do my flamingo impression anymore, i had to put my foot down.

Let’s just reboot Top Gear with Jason, David & Kristen.

My ultimate fantasy is that we somehow flip the Senate and then we have Senate Majority Leader Elizabeth Warren. It has a really nice sound to it. Besides, I thought that Harris was the more obvious choice given how they were chumming it up before the pandemic broke out despite the fact that she tore him to shreds…

But even if we don’t get a two-part movie where Queen Amber and Sir Cole team up to save all the Vanessa Hudgens of the world from having their sleeper cell triggers activated, which an evil anti-sorceress had implanted in them to make them kill the spirit of Christmas once and for all, it’ll be okay.

Sir Cole...Circle.  It never ends.  They know it, we know it, Vanessa knows it too.

That’s what you think.

I was thinking about watching some of these movies over the holidays (I really only like bad Christmas movies,) but now I’m not sure. The way they mangled Twin Cities geography in Jingle All The Way fucked me up enough, seeing this may send me into a panic attack.

So that’s what happens when you fail a Wiggles audition.

The older I get, the more I realize adulthood is just middle school with taxes.

I mean, i’m sure jk’s got them taking magical, disappearing craps every 20 minutes.

So instead of Ant-Man going into his butt, the Avengers could have beaten Thanos just by exposing his corn hole to sunlight?

I’m rather glad they aren’t coming to my town. The last thing I need is a public masturbation arrest.

Honestly, it’s time. Elizabeth Warren needs her own in depth story. This is just the feminist blog to do so.