It’s fine. If anyone drowns on set, Cameron has Ed Harris there to scream at them and slap them back to life again.

OK, but bear in mind that the YTLM plague might not have been a pandemic disease (Brian K. Vaughan never gave an official explanation). It could have been caused by an escaped bioweapon, or an act of god, or a cursed amulet, so there are even more things to worry about.

Everybody Loves Raymond—in which every character hates each other and is cruel towards them—leaves me cold in a similar way.

Housemate, explaining why he’d neglected to mention the fact that he’d cancelled our lease until 2 weeks before the end date:

I endorse everything MakrMaldrill said. The show is better than the name and Roland does not belong in it.

The rest of the Coachella with Coronavirus line-up: Aunt Margaret, Skout, Soup Soup Riot, Beacon the Emporium, Blue Beard, Banana Tree Flagpole, Uncle Ted, Crisis Bureau, Chasing Emory, Loote, EJ Barnes, Surf Charlotte, Zinc, Clare and Cookie.

How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
—Two. One to change the light bulb and one to hold the penis—ladder.

That’s pretty much how I see it, too, but expressed better than I ever could, so thank you for that. I think Dex deserves more credit than he’s getting in the comments. He clearly feels guilt and sorrow for the breakup, and acknowledges his own faults that contributed to it. After the divorce he went away (which is…

“Very exciting... as a luggage problem.”

#NotAllWypipo

She definitely gave my homosexuality a scare.

The heightened emotions of melodrama can easily tip over into camp if they’re not performed with absolute sincerity. The fact that the actors have to take the material so seriously is what makes it so susceptible to caricature.

Despite fate’s indifference to Magary’s essential goodness and general rightness, it’s still worth saying that few people are less deserving of being taken off injured than he. I hope the worst is now behind him and that the food and the care he’s receiving are more befitting a man of such high calibre. I wish him a…

“A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs,[...]”

“And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?”

And everyone speaks with an accent.

Out of all the comments I have ever read, yours is by far the most recent.

Or we could teach linguistics

“So, the... I don’t understand. Are you gonna engage with the... mannequin at all, or?”

I judge that an apt and well spelt cudgel