Doesn’t the fact that pro-sports outside of North America all operate just fine without a draft system disprove your point?

If I was Nasukawa, the only way I’d do this would be if I was guaranteed a rematch, this time using K1 rules. 

I try to avoid shitting on people’s appearance, I’m not much to look at myself, but uh... is he dead? He looks dead.

I keep thinking it might just be a bad picture, but in each one, he just looks deader than the last.

This is true. Also, Serbians. 

TAKE YOUR STAR!

Yeah, this Cut article is as bizarre as it is racist. I read about that marriage and I was like “Yeah, Nick Jonas! Way to punch above your weight homie!”

I somehow got a 35?
(The weighting on that Magic Johnson question really skewed things.)

The “shut the door behind me” immigrant never ceases to amaze and disgust me. (My grandfather was firmly in that camp, sadly.)

More recently, here in Canada, we had hundreds of Chinese-Canadians demonstrating against Nigerian refugees being housed in their city. The disconnect is stunning.

Why are cops even in charge of these “wellness checks” anyway? It seems like the BEST case scenario is that they are just useless, and the worst case scenario is what happened here? I can’t figure out what the positive outcome is supposed to be here?

I don’t think people expect us to be anything other than trash at this point, so when we’re not, it’s like seeing a dog on its hind legs in people clothes?

Alternately theory: I saw Sam Jay (SNL writer, co-creator of Black Jeopardy) do a stand-up set a few months ago. She had a lot to say about white people, and the…

Uh, why not? 

I feel very called out by “Marmot windbreaker.”

I just learned it’s also an actual subspecies of shark, also known as cow sharks. 

His even shittier brother is Premier of Ontario, if that helps you feel better.

Without question.

I only clicked on this article for the Jason Mendoza references, and I was not disappointed. I love you, Deadspin.

Wait. I did not know about WCW and North Korea. What happened here?

That is the face of a man trying to astrally project himself out of there until this gets resolved. 

110% this. Sometimes when I’m in a moral quandary, I ask myself “What would Captain America do?”

This post is fucking perfect. Thank you so much.