Everything about Nextwave kills.

Right!? I can’t even imagine the leaps of logic it must take for a gay man to vote for Trump, or any Republican. Dude, they fucking hate you. What are you doing? What must it be like in that guy’s head?

Also, do we think LeBron will last long enough for him and Bronny to play in the league at the same time?

Are people really bothered about this?

No. No. Come on.

Hey, Janelle Monae can do literally anything she wants.

I’m hesitant to step in here at all, for obvious reasons, but I think your Denzel/Malcolm X example is a bit off. He doesn’t really look very much like Malcolm X, but I think he really DID inhabit that role. I think he got the cadences particularly well.

It’s easy to see it differently now, because he’s arguably the…

I like that the insulting nicknames have now gotten so weird that, without a photo, it would take me a full minute to figure out who they’re talking about.

QUALITY SAM THE RECORD MAN REFERENCE

Also, $1.2 million is like a rounding error by the standards of insider trading. Let him donate some money to charity and talk to kids about the evils of capitalism or why you shouldn’t hang out with ex-Goldman Sachs people or whatever and get on with his life.

Unclear on if you're joking or not.

Her job security is that she does her fucking job, and she does it well.

I think that’s actually pretty accurate.

At my suburban Toronto high school, Korn was for sure the go-to band for poor white kids who hadn’t gotten all the way into just imitating/appropriating Black culture. Korn, Manson and ICP.

Kid Rock was different. Kid Rock was for hockey boys. 

I don’t think so, but she probably came off the same assembly line.

Nicknaming a guy “DC Sniper” gets you a star.

she has video of Trump dry humping his daughter in front of her cuck husband level of tea

I mean, the camels survived the encounter. Manfort’s ostriches didn’t. 

Whiteness is a made up concept. Fifty or 60 years ago, it wouldn’t have necessarily included a guy with the surname Picciolini. 100 years ago wouldn’t have necessarily included me. I think what will happen, in the absence of white people actively confronting and rejecting white supremacy, is that lighter skinned…

FUTURE OF THE LEFT GETS YOU A STARRRRRRR

Fucking ahoy mateys.