Rob and Doug are close. It’s like being governed by former WWE enhancement talent.

When I wrote “hockey goon,” I was saying “Conservative Premier Tie Domi” in my head.

If only Bob Probert was still alive. I bet his drug policy reforms would have been top notch.

The FB page is back. Is says she’s the worst kind of irony-soaked shitbird you can imagine.

I was thinking more about the “niceness” (read: passive-aggression) and the greater acceptance of social welfare spending (the popularity of which has declined dramatically as ethnic diversity has increased).

I mean, he can’t live forever, can he? Can he?

Mr. Faulkner’s Old Fashioned Dogs is an amazing name for a business. 

You know I thought it would be higher?

white man goes to a black only club gets either the worst a beating and robbed for being white

In Toronto, there used to be a bar/club that would blast AC/DC and Skynyrd into the street during Caribana for exactly this purpose. 

I just want Montreal to have a team again so badly.

I love that stadium!

All these comments are amazing. Also, as a Torontonian and Toronto FC fan, I feel like of all the MLS fans who do weird European soccer culture cosplay, Toronto might have the worst ones.

Also me. 

(This is a guy who looks like a great shooter, runs off picks during the game like a great shooter, and spots up from deep like a great shooter but never actually makes any shots. To add insult to injury, this guy NEVER MISSES while warming up.)

I was just thinking the exact same thing. 

Yeah, I just never want to hear Richie Incognito talk about anything ever. 

I cannot tell if you’re fucking with me right now. I am going to assume the answer is yes. 

Here in Toronto, I am always thrown by the number of South Asian dudes who will toss that around casually.

That is a good scam on the part of municipalities, then. Man, I am so sorry he is your chief executive. Especially when most of you didn’t vote for him.

Do we? Where? I don’t disbelieve you, I’ve just never, ever seen it.

My alternate theory is that they do, but it’s Ben Carson. They’ve all just spoken with Ben Carson.