Yeah. I’ve never understood it. I’m Canadian. We just don’t have that here. 

Holy shit all of this.

I would be surprised if there was anyone who could conventionally be considered a “tattoo artist” involved in any of that. I think it was more like “a guy.”

Angela Merkel, whatever faults she may have, is smarter than Trump’s entire cabinet and tougher than old shoe leather. Trump will come to regret tossing that candy at her. She will make him fucking choke on it. I guarantee it.

When do North Americans just figure out that the best route is to go full Portugal and decriminalize everything? All the resources we put into enforcement could go into treatment, and it would give police one less pretence to hassle people of colour.

but who also call each other the n word

That’s you are. And if you squint enough, Ottawa almost looks like a real city. (Sorry, had to.)

As a Canadian, I would be fucking pissed if they did, for a lot of reasons. The Russian players would be into it though. It’s not every day you get to meet Putin‘s BFF

This is fantastic.

Oh FUCK. I forgot about the scissors. Yeah, it’s really hard to beat that in a “worst teammate” competition.

Yikes. That is fucking tragic.

I really liked that suit.

Also, we just elected Rob Ford’s less likeable, more corrupt brother as premiere. We don’t get to say shit to America for four years.

This isn’t concern though. This is mocking a child.

“I’ll send my invoice to OVO”

Also great if you need to clean a wound, run out out of charcoal lighter fluid, or get the sudden urge to strip the paint off the side of your house.

I knew a girl in university who had come “south” from Sioux Lookout, and after three drinks, she would say things about Indigenous people that would even make Floridians blanche. I had NO IDEA that was what folks were like up there, but my roommate (from Thunder Bay, and relatively liberal by those weird standards)…

I would like to know more about My Side Piece Hit the Lotto. Please tell me you wrote a review somewhere.

I refuse to believe there’s an army of teen girl Tomi fans out there. There’s like three weird girls in a WhatsApp chat, maybe.

r/BJJ is great if you’re the sort of person who chokes their friends for fun. Everything else there is terrible.