cparker15
Christopher Parker
cparker15

Professional actor here. Clicked the headline half expecting the total text of the article to be:

That is a great picture you used. I LOLed. At work. In the quiet.

I put down epoxy in my garage aobut 3 years ago, and my uncle did his around the same time. I can confirm, that the key to this is prep, prep, PREP. I was obsessive about it. Scrapped everything I could. Pressure wash. Simple green and other degreaser. Pressure wash. Tri-sodium phosphate solution. pressure

Well yeah, that's the best part, obviously.

Now lets make this a bit more real, take out taxes from your earnings, take out required expenses (rent/mortgage, insurance, food, etc.) then recalculate how much things cost. Interesting way to look at my disposable income in hours vs what I want. 4+ hours for a nice dinner + drinks, maybe I should eat at home and

I'm on board; I was screaming at my television Friday when I saw the year's first actual Christmas commercial (fuck you, PetSmart). Where do I sign up to be a soldier in the War on Christmas?

Guys, keep up, I've been doing this for years.

I just want to see how ridiculous Fox News will get with this War on XMas (it's XMas, not Christmas). Their anger is sooo delicious....