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And I’ll get Man In The High Castle from torrents

I hate Barstool as much as the next guy but the deep investigative dive into every single person that briefly associates themselves with that shit hole comes off as a bit desperate at times. 

Didn’t they just raise everyone to $15+/hr? If you feel you are not being fairly compensated for your labor - go find another job.

Feels kinda hypocritical to run all these posts about how evil Amazon is on a site that runs the Inventory’s “Here’s what’s on sale today on Amazon” post every day.

Op: doesn’t want to make a poor life choice

If they beat the T&T men in an exhibition, then they’ll have an actual comparison to make a case. Otherwise this is just apples demanding an oranges pay scale. They aren’t working at Starbucks or in a Office; This is sports (see: wide disparities in pay that exist within the same team)

If you're having trouble with the story mode courses, you might want to reevaluate your desire to play Mario games. That said, it would be a great feature for testing stages.

the question of “why does it fucking matter?” only applies indirectly. the reason they’re not paid as much is that men’s competitions draw more eyeballs, and therefore more dollars in the form of ads and merch. ostensibly, this is because the viewership perceives them as being on a different competitive field and

That beer-league team could crush the USWNT too.

The Lovitz sub is an indictment on Berhalter. You’re down 1-0 with minutes to go....and you bring on a defensive player? I admit our bench wasn’t stacked but you need to bring on an attack-minded player in that situation every time. It’s a completely illogical move on Berhalter’s part and we should all yell at him for

i’m always amused that the biggest complainer about cost of living and privilege on this website is a guy that moved from affordable jacksonville to expensive nyc to pursue a career as a modestly compensated blogger where he can work from home.

It’s hard to decide what I’m supposed to be doing. I close on my first house in 10 days, in a traditionally African American neighborhood in DC (as a white couple). But that’s where I can afford. So should I be a “gentrifier,move to Mclean, or give enormous rental corporations $25k+ a year until I can afford to live

I don’t like Trump but how can you say a girl with zero alibis and zero memory of any actual details with zero corroboration of anything having ever happened is credible? She looked insane.

Should we expect to see Jalopnik put a halt to all road tests, then? I mean, we must drive less, right?

Guys who don’t give a shit about watches are unlikely to spend $1,450 on a watch.

Guys who don’t give a shit about watches are unlikely to spend $1,450 on a watch.

If I wanted to see privileged young white women being assholes I’d go to jezebel.

Oh please.  They acted like assholes with the celebrations.  This has NOTHING to do with policing women.  Any men’s team would be called out for pulling the shit they pulled with those celebration.  

You wanna know what really ranked?

Most team names fall into one of two categories: completely stupid or unbelievably bland and generic.