Someone that sees $2,000 additional income a month and thinks “oh wow, I can afford a luxury car now,” probably shouldn’t be buying that new luxury car.

Also— why the fuck are you going straight to a volvo or a Merc?

A: Don’t get one at all. 

My hard rule is to not live more than 30 minutes commute to my work, for any reason, ever.

I hate to be that guy (oh, who am I kidding?) but put the 8 grand in a college savings account for the kid. Then start saving up again for the car. The time value of that money is super important, and college costs are out of control. Even if they don’t go to college, Future You will thank you. But disregard all this…

Why is Rob telling his wife when he has to shit? Just disappear to the good bathroom for 20 minutes like a normal person.  

Tough break for the Man Boys.

Scrolling down to the bottom of an article about a “fucking stupid” phenomenon you don’t watch to comment probably proves you don’t do much with your time anyways.

Phelps literally has nowhere to go.  He is competing against literally the best.  She is *not*.

Surprised that Haisley didn’t write an article claiming that Spurs’ late game winner against Brighton shouldn’t count because the goal coming so late rendered the fan experience for the first 88' of the match completely moot, so it shouldn’t count. 

VAR: Corrects an obvious wrong. Ensures human error doesn’t taint the result of a massively important game.

Billy/Deadspin: “This fucking sucks”

If it’s more important for you to have an emotional “moment” than to have a fair outcome, go watch a fucking movie.  

Just so I’m clear, you have an issue with VAR because it...gets calls right?

Aaron Gordon’s appeal to the emotional aspect of a goal has a logical conclusion that we should just ignore any rules that would take a ball out of the back of the net. If a player starts celebrating a goal and never bothers to look over at the linesman who’s raised his flag for offsides, then that goal should stand…

Damn.  That’s some kool-aid they sold ya.  Is it organic, free range, and gluten free?

I was with you until you trash talked, “The Wire.” I’ll chalk that up to a failed attempt at sarcasm.

Is it so hard to understand that regardless of intention, it could provide an unfair advantage? I can’t see how either side can view it as cut an dry. Also, I think the general consensus of labeling anyone who feels otherwise as bat shit crazy is the same attitude that got us Trump as president. Keep writing off…

I am not paranoid but there is an advantage of hips and movement that a natural woman would not have. Same goes with muscle mass. It is a technically an unfair advantage in certain sports. 

is that hitched to a goat?