Hamilton Nolan recession-panic posts are my favorite for some reason.

Starting a math rock band called Referee Clock Boner.

In the modern NBA, who would win (and would it be close) if you split the All Star staring lineups by height, Tall Team vs. Small Team? I think these would be the teams:

When he does his taxes next year, is he going to have a Gizmodo Media Group W-2 with just one day of work on it?

The Maroon 5 & 3 Doors Down collab is going to rule.

Different sport, similarly dumb idea: what’s stopping a hockey team from employing an extremely hefty goalie who just squats and lays down in front of the entire goal? I assume there are pad-size rules, but I can’t imagine discriminating against weight.

This is good, especially if you have a couple of kids who have to share the mango. Niblets make that easy.

Nothing frightens me more than this Gizmodo post about a Russian deep-sea fisherman. http://gizmodo.com/this-deep-sea-fisherman-posts-his-discoveries-on-twitte-1790323479

Fried sweet plantains are great, but there’s zero need to knock green ones in the process. I thought it was a given that green bananas were a no-go, but patacones/tostones are heaven.

You forgot to factor in all the gas money he stands to save on his haircut commute.

They’ve got a Jerry Seinfeld blue-jeans/white-tennies vibe.

I pump gas so that it always ends with 22, 33 or 77 cents. It started because 22 is my lucky number. I added 33 and 77 because I like the look of those numbers too, and I needed some realistic backups for the times when I accidentally bypassed .22 while pumping.

If you were to plop a golf ball back on the tee and fire up the robot again without making any changes, think it could go in? Get really close?

One or the other for the rest of your life: falafel or waffle?

If you listen to Yeezus alone and hail “All Day” (which came out an March) as an unmatched sonic triumph, how could he have “been bullshit for sometime now?”

Seems like he rattled the hell out of Kenny. His follow-up question was incoherent.

The fact that the Diamondbacks have been around long enough to have throwback uniforms makes me feel old. Same goes for the Marlins and Diamondbacks too, I guess. The Rockies have kept it real, though. This Galarraga picture looks like it could have been taken last summer.

I made a video for a class project in journalism school about Premier League fans watching 6am matches in bars and whatnot. One of the guys I interviewed was an American Man U fan who went all in on Liverpool:

“Freeballin’ his way to the Rapture” is so so good.

I buried a bottle of Jameson (in a plastic bag tucked inside an unsealed box I made out of a pallet) in my parents’ backyard. It’s in my parents backyard and will be dug up when he’s 18 (or 21 if he’s a bad boy in high school). Think it’ll be intact and drinkable?