cowtongue
cowtongue
cowtongue

I’m with you.

Fuck off

Sir, can you kindly shut the whole, entire fuck up with this trolling? Thanks. Stop pretending to be with us; you’re not.

So the sound engineers at MSNBC can finally recalibrate their sound system for normal human volume.

Speaking to you man-to-man: come the fuck on.

True, but sometimes when I close my eyes I can envision a tiktok of him frying in napalm for the rest of eternity.

Love to feign outrage and tone police an unapologetically outspoken left-leaning woman of color because she dared express anything other than humble reverence toward the living avatar of imperialist white feminism.

As someone who is not a Sanders supporter at all, my god do I wish Clinton would shut the fuck up already. My question is, does she honestly think she’s helping? 

Tits are more offensive than guns.  Fuck this country.

When you’ve reached the point in the trail where you can go no further, and it’s too tight to turn around... do you really want to just crank the wheel, floor it and hope for the best?

Canada is really not much better. Our political system is slightly less broken, and we have slightly better social welfare systems. Otherwise, our people are just as garbage.

As someone also living in Canada, in a town where a woman was intentionally hit by a trailer hitch thrown from a vehicle because she was walking while Indigenous, I unfortunately am disgusted but not surprised. This isn’t just a Trump problem. 

“I hit stupid orange cones all the time, ON PURPOSE, because, like Elon, I realize they serve no useful purpose except to hold back a multitide ofimbeciles like you, sitting in your cars, slaves to one stupid little orange cone.”

You could’ve just asked people in the breakroom - educated, reasonably informed multiracial group of millennial people on the left - why they didn’t support her for president. They didn’t - we didn’t. “Kamala is a cop” was widely understood to be shorthand referencing her prosecutorial record instead of just a low-info

I wouldn’t worry about it too much. The CyberTruck is just what happens when a company is panicking and in various stages of chaos, and needs to jump start the news cycle to keep the stock price up. I love some of what Tesla has done, but the place is run by a delusional fantasist who seems to be entering the Berlin

Everyone once in a while I’ll read an article about Remini and her anti-Scientology campaign and I’ll catch myself thinking “move on from this already,” but then I remember that the people behind Scientology are fucking evil and ruin peoples’ lives and I think - actually Leah, continue to fuck their shit up and don’t

This truck was a middle finger to all truck buyers. Musk is openly mocking the current trend of “rugged” and “tough” trucks. He turned it up to 11 and is now in the position of “well you wanted tough, you got tough” as if we are children. This guy has never been around work trucks before. He has never had to interact

They believed in you and it really speaks to what they saw in you. Look at you now. You have a whole lot of people that are so thankful for you. Keep writing truth to power and we will continue to read, learn, and grow.