I fucking LOVE Katie Porter. I really hope her constituents continue to support her, she’s in a pretty red area of California and her seat is one that flipped in the midterms. She’s a gem and I would be thrilled to have her in the senate (take the hint Feinstein!) someday. 

Bill Maher has always been a contrarian of the highest order. Someone who wants the supposed moral high ground of “liberalism” while denouncing liberals as morons.

Fuck everyone. I like porn but I’m getting increasingly uneasy about it.

Capitalism and Patriarchy go hand-in-hand, but Patriarchy has a lot of other partners on his dance card. 

It’s almost like capitalism and feminism don’t go well together.

These guys fight with the skill and grace of three sleepy manatee trying to fuck a beach ball.

True. Though for people who have struggled with or lost a loved one to opiates, there is likely *no* price high enough.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

The problem with “cancel culture” is that the people it aims to affect are rarely affected by it. Powerful and famous people can usually weather being “cancelled”. More vulnerable groups who rely on the internet for their primary source of income wind up being the victims. 

he’s been the face of this cologne for well over a year. why are people just getting upset now? I’ve had to stare at this fucker’s face at bus stops for months. it looks like an advertisement for whiskey sweats and domestic abuse. 

DERELICKT MY BALLS

Yesterday the guy at the counter at the little bitty liquor store I sometimes go to, and always joke around with when he’s there, complimented me on my dress. Then he stopped and said, “I’m sorry, I’m probably not supposed to say stuff like that.” I replied, “Of course you can! Everyone loves a good compliment. What…

Years ago, I was driving on a 2-lane road with my 1 year old in the backseat, and we happened upon an accident just before police and EMS arrived. This was a large sedan vs. motorcycle accident, and the motorcyclist never had a chance. The bike was completely mangled to the point that it wasn’t immediately recognizable…

I’ve seen more road rash from someone falling off a bicycle while stopped.

“i kissed a girl, she disliked it” probably wouldn’t have been as big a hit

Atlas is more of a personality test than a novel.

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

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5. Let’s be honest, he’s only there because of his race. There’s a more qualified black professor out of work and this jerk is complaining. How ungrateful!
6. It’s his own fault for not negotiating a better contract. 

Ehm. I’m usually low on the SJW stuff but, at least historically, Canada hasn’t exactly been great to their indigenous pop. The residential school stuff is pretty horrifying.