People who care about fighting oppressive power structures also care about precision in language. I’ll help: “violence is not the answer to every question.” Make sense now? Someone shorts you a quarter at the bodega, you don’t need to put a bullet in their brain.

I sorta think that in this day and age “conservatism” doesn’t really entail a position on anything, it’s entirely about partisanship. Democrats fight with each other over health policy or education funding and republicans mostly fling shit over the barricades. Anyone who might have had a vaguely conservative position…

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Just like the Germans won the majority of WWII.

In ye olden days he was called Alex P. Keaton.

Is he the anti-Kanye? Maybe they’ll meet and annihilate!

Projection is really the essence of Republicanism in the 21st century.

She’s literally the Anglican equivalent of the Pope. They’ve got a lot in common, I guess.

There’s no evidence that he’s brilliant (quite to the contrary). There is evidence that he employs a lot of brilliant people.

Not a single person with a pre-order read any of your coverage and cancelled their pre-order.

I flagged the racist, suggest others do the same. Every time you engage, he gets another hit.

“Why, judge, I... well, I didn’t expect to see no black people in [the blackest county in Ameria]!”

If you’re a young Democratic woman, you make your name by rocking the boat.

Charlie’s Angles.

Thanks. The funny thing is, he’s kind of an asshole, but still... we all gotta live somehow.

I was walking late at night and someone had parked their new Volvo straddling the sidewalk, forcing me to walk into the driveway to get around it. The drive was step and covered in algae, so I slipped and the first thing that I found to support myself was the hood of the car, which promptly caved in (I fell fast and…

It’s not a gender reveal, though, surely? It’s a sex reveal. Gender is an identity and newborns don’t have those.

Two men desperate for love yet incapable of loving.

Gates didn’t earn the money he’s giving away, unless you think it’s possible for one man to work 1,500,000 times harder than the median American.

If Hill had been Bill Clinton she would have beaten impeachment and served out the remainder of her second term. Selective memories, I guess?