Refusing to acknowledge racism as racism is part and parcel of systemic racism. The system is functioning exactly as intended.

And men are such easy marks.

Exactly how does this hair-splitting mitigate the horror of the rape of young girls?

Love the fake barn. Totally convinced. Man of the people right here. Show me your brand-new boots, feller!

All these people have their public whatever

On the one hand, I can see that. On the other, the same applies to Taylor Swift.

All this aside, is it me, or is Justin Bieber really just kind of a dimwit? There doesn’t seem to be much rattling around up there.

Compare this interview to any interview of equivalent length given by Donald Trump. She speaks in full paragraphs. Comprehensive. Sequential. Packed with information. Donald Trump needs the same amount of time to mumble half a thought and double that again to contradict it.

Totally.

Yeah, about that. Two words: Doug. Fucking. Ford.

True story: when it was time for Jr.’s balls to descend, they took one look at the family tree and said, “FUCK NO! THE BUCK STOPS HERE!” and went the other way. They’re now cozily ensconced in his armpits.

It’s all in how you read it. I read it as, “men like to buy aggressive looking toys to help them perform masculinity” and “women like to buy practical things that are comfortable and work.” Exhibit A: “they want to be able to see ahead...” Like, no shit?

I’m convinced that this is a parody account designed to make atheists look stupid.

With all due respect, Canada is awash in fucking government-approved/supplied weed, and it’s getting a bit annoying.

I’m dismissive of literal opinions. Your issue is ideological.

I’d rather have a “dairy cartel” than a race-to-the-bottom capitalist free-for-all. In Canada, milk — made by actual animals, on actual farms, run by actual people — costs about the same, per litre, as Coke. Prices are comparable to other countries with and without regulation. The reason wholesale cheese is so cheap…

Next big fad: workout codpieces. You heard it here first.

You might enjoy this.

Ben-Shapiro’s-parentage-in-doubt short?

Pro tip: If you do a lot of hiking, the ones with the toe loop stop your foot from sliding forward going downhill, though the loop can get tight and difficult to adjust.