They’ve lined up Jordan Peterson as an expert witness.

See, they designed that law thinking that if poor black people applied for assistance, they could lock ‘em all up for fraud.

Should I be surprised that they thought of “dog mode” first and not, oh, “baby mode?”

Is that an OCP patch on his jacket? Is this peak edge?

Man here. Confirmed.

Thanksgiving is gonna be fun next year!

But apparently you can’t necessarily get lipomas treated for free because it’s considered “cosmetic.” Which is bullshit.

a) The author didn’t make any suggestions about what is to be done so it seems like you’re just whippin’ your own pony here.

I mean, how far can you really go up a wash in an Audi without spilling your kombucha? Not far I’d recon.

Well, whatever he did to the goat, it probably didn’t suffer as much as his eyebrows.

Fear. I think that’s actually the answer to every question in the form: “what is it about [subject] that brings out the most [creepy/dangerous/pathetic] in men.”

Not that it matters, but that cover photo made me (and old, white Canadian dude, even) tear up. I want to much for America to be a better place for all of its people. Maybe there’s hope after all.

Everyone in the world who’s ever been harassed, bullied or beaten by one of these privileged prep-school boys knows that smirk, and message that it conveys: “I can do what ever I want to you and nobody - nobody - will hold me to account.”

But you’re not Elon Musk, so it’s OK.

It’s a physical impossibility for Elon Musk to be out of anyone’s league. If it wasn’t for the Musk Family Emerald Mine, he’d be playing video games in a basement suite with at least one samurai sword on the wall.

I mean, look: If Ezra Levant is mad you know you’re on the right side of history.

He’s the Taylor Swift of musclebound meatheads.

During the brief time I worked in “Hollywood” with Hollywood-adjacent people, my eyes got so strained from rolling, I had to go into physiotherapy. Even the teamsters who wax the floor on the set of Jeopardy are into it. It’s nutso.

The fact that the government can be and is regularly shut down seems like a pretty serious bug to this non-American, notwithstanding the current hose-head-in-chief. What is with you guys, eh?

Lead by example. Start by checking out the Wiki article on communism, since you don’t seem to have any idea what it is.