Mostly, what the 4th of July means to me is American tourists wandering around in the middle of street like they’ve never seen a damned cross walk in their lives. But whatever. Spend all your money on fake maple syrup and Chinese-made “Indian” shit. God love you sons-a-bitches. Please just leave your guns at home.

Why throw the facts out the window? That’s the scary part. Just put some scary music behind it and tell the truth.

... which is kinda the problem I have with the Star Wars franchise. Like, which authoritarian regime am I supposed to be rooting for here?

Good luck. They’re in the running to be the new Praetorian Guard.

My dad and his six siblings were abused horribly by their father for almost twenty years. My dad tells the story of how his dad would whip him with a willow branch before school. While my dad was sitting in his desk, the blood would start to soak through his shirt, so a kindly teacher would take him to get a fresh one…

The entire Trump cabinet is made up of the guys who took full credit for group assignments in high school after doing zero work.

Ditto Tesla and any number of other Silicon Valley golden calves. Their value is illusory, but the money these douche bags take out of them is real.

For those of you who think of Canada as a kindler, gentler America: The Indian Act and its reserve system were part of the inspiration for the Apartheid system. It is, at the same time, the only thing standing between Canada’s indigenous people and complete cultural annihilation, and the thing that holds them back…

I’m actually surprised he apologised.

I picked my nose and had a brain hemmorhage :(

I see her more as a demon with oily, leathered wings crying on the bathroom floor with mascara smeared all over her face.

One wonders what the pop culture landscape would look like if every sexual predator could be erased so quickly. Very, very female, I’m guessing.

You realize, of course, that you’re doing now exactly what I’ve accused Trump supporters of doing and what you’ve accused me of doing. You will find in the Bible exactly what you seek.

Matthew 19:21

To every conservative Christian I’ve ever encountered, Jesus is basically a cipher. Like any religion, their Christianity is imbued with the prejudices they bring to it. To actually follow Christ as he’s written would basically be impossible for anyone, but Trump asks for and offers nothing. You can be exactly the…

In other news, five members of the Supreme Court are to be replaced by inmates of Atwater Penitentiary.

As someone definitely not into this kind of music, I watched a few Taylor videos and a few Katy videos. My impressions:

They had to go back two years to find a suitable killing? I wonder how many people were killed by dogs, stairs, cars, swimming pools, men, guns and bathtubs (etc., etc.) today. We gonna ban all those too?

“Be the change you want to see in the world.”

Sampling. It’s a thing!