Why the fuck isn’t Steven Root playing Bill?

I always thought it was odd he lived in that dream house, with a beautiful wife, a son who owns a factory and lobster for dinner.. Meanwhile I live in a single room over a bowling alley and under another bowling alley.

I know how this story goes, and it's going to end with Elliot being surrounded by all the characters applauding him and saying "Congratulations"

How do you keep it from running away!? 

You want gravy on mac and cheese? What kind of monster are you? That sounds horrible. The cheese sauce is absolutely all the moisture that dish needs. 

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And you poor, poor trolls. Hating us is not going to make your miserable existence any more bearable. Your hate isn’t going get your mediocre boy and girl into an elite university. Your impotent rage isn’t going to get you out of your shitty suburban apartment complex into some equally shitty exurban house with an…

None of Legion sides is something to be picked. Switch should just run away far far away into the past or the future.

Only because I haven’t seen any one mention it, let me put in a nod for “The Gum”. Anytime my circle of friends is introduced to new food item, someone, usually me, will say “It’s a perfectly sane food to eat”. It also has the one of the show's best visual gags, Jerry's glasses.

Woo! Feed that fuck to the pigs!

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Ahem, the gritty, reimagined version of Oz already attained perfection with Sci-Fi’s “Tin Man,” starring Zoey Deschanel in one of the best examples of the actorly art of “phoning it in.”

First bunch of reviews I’ve seen seem pretty good. As Grandpa Simpson would say, ‘Hot diggity! That’s good enough for me!’

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Christ why I have I watched 65 episodes of this show?

The transition from 2248 to 2298 without the characters seeming to age is obviously a result of time dilation due to near-light-speed travel. And the jump back in time is … uh ...

wait, wouldn’t “tried a few episodes and just didn’t get into it” be the middle ground?

Thought this was the strongest episode so far. The candy house scenes were legitimately disturbing and the Executioner was a great character. Solid gags throughout. 

Of course you do, KH lore is a clusterfuck, and this game will not be different.