The only police dog I’m interested in the adventures of is Detective David Hoffman of the LAPD.

The thing of it is that Starlord’s actions are in character. This is the guy who got into a pissing contest with Rocket over who was the better pilot that ended up crashing their ship. He has demonstrated a very distinct lack of emotional maturity in the previous movies. Starlord isn’t a villain, he’s a flawed…

Jared’s look of pure horror watching Fiona, possibly his only chance at true love, get brutally dismantled was pure goddamn gold.

A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor (played by Kevin Sorbo) and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, a known atheist.