I haven't read the article but based on the headline it is objectively and unequivocally wrong. Thanks. 

Did they ever really say players won’t start at a similar level and with materia that they would be expected to have at the end of Remake? The trouble with importing saves is the vast disparity between a player who just did the story vs did everything vs max level and materia on hard mode/ng+ and trying to balance…

It's not as if Remake is 1/3 of a game. It has a clear story arc with a conclusion of sorts, and content wise at least it is longer than many other stand-alone games. 

It’s a ring toss game. 

It’s a ring toss game. 

And, let’s not forget, his appearance in Deadwood.

Fun fact: 100% of articles that begin with the words “We need to talk” are guaranteed to be about something we absolutely do not need to talk about.

Well, that was the point of the Lincoln at least ;)

My only question is, how do you keep your cash so crispy?

Only when she’s not having lots of sex.

Ah yes, nothing says “uncharacteristic misstep” like “The Gang Cracks The Liberty Bell,” which this site harshly critiqued with an...A-?

“Which is going to have a bigger payoff: Clint’s quarter trick, or the fact that Jack “CEO of Tracksuit Mafia” Duquesne regularly mixes up aphorisms?”

One can only hope it’s the boomerang arrows.

I’m just shocked it took until 2021 for the title Single All the Way to be used!

“You slouched on Jimmy Kimmel?”
“Yeah, so what? I saw a couch, I slouched.”
“I could excuse it if he was on cable. But this is broadcast television. You can’t slouch on broadcast TV!”
“I slouched!”

now’s the time to invest in Junior Mint stock.

Culkin also had an interesting role against type as the creepy, exiled nephew of King Silas in Kings, which is rarely talked about but I feel really was cancelled before its time. 

Wow this sucks. RIP Norm. His book is legitimately great, too - highly recommend the audio version read by Norm himself!

I’ve always felt that, between Reloaded and Revolutions, there’s a pretty good 2 hour movie in there.

I’m not entirely unconvinced this series was not conceived by Ryan, BJ Novak’s character from The Office.

The only thing I want to know is if anyone in the movie says, “You and your deranged protégé!” 

I always just go for the Full Restore anyway. In for a penny, in for a pound.