They said I was crazy when I pitched 2 hours and 45 minutes of Joe Pesci making coffee, but I proved them!

It could've been a fluke. Hold on.

You take your Carthaginian propaganda somewhere else!

In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

You mean to tell me that all my preparations for an undead army marching down from Canada have been in vain!?

With the Lannisters' food supply gone, Cersei will have to forge a new alliance in order to feed her army. Next week, the climactic showdown everyone has been waiting for, Cersei and Hot Pie, face-to-face at last!

*spoilers* Davos didn't just learn reading from Shireen, but also drawing!

Rated PG-13

Well I hope you can stay positive!

I sure hope Cantankerous Me gets fired for that blunder. Whatever it is he does!

To be fair, our ancestors cave paintings were also pretty shitty.

"Okay, 2, 3…we've got too many Starks here, people!"

*please let them duel, please let them duel, please let them duel*

Careful, that many puns in quick succession and you're bound to summon some horrible eldritch god of puns!

"The sequence where Sam carves off Jorah’s infected tissue in secret, stopping every few moments to shush his patient, is presented as comic relief."

Hey now, don't drag the old gods into the mud!

The party of Malfunctioning Lincolnbot!

We've reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.

No wait, there's more dust.

I thought it was spelled Philippines