"Of course they all went to Harvard. Of course Stoller did, too. I get the impression that it’s difficult for Harvard-trained writers to imagine what it must be like at some other, less Harvard-y institution."

Honestly, if the only side effect is other people dying, this magic wish box doesn't sound like such a bad deal.

AILF just doesn't have a good ring to it.

We called 'em Junior Jabbas.

*farting corpse noises* – Daniel Radcliffe (23 July 1989 – Present)

Ah, thought the Cow King, Simpsons_Quote_Generator! That'll be good for a hearty guffaw!

Dental plan!

Someone fix the Simpsons_Quote_Generator, he's drawing on quotes from Season 17!

As with all things in life, I blame disqus

Princess Cruises was founded in 1965 though, so it wouldn't technically be correct (the best kind of correct)

"Only you can prevent forest fires! But don't…fire makes an excellent distraction for stealing pic-a-nic baskets!"

"Now I'm just a simple Quendi lawyer…"

The Lord of the Rings: Bilbo's Birthday Party

Sorry, AP sex ed is Westworld.

Nay, but the Wiki of Ice and Fire does helpfully note (with appropiate citation) that, "For lemon cake you need lemons." http://awoiaf.westeros.org/…

A man is giving a heartfelt monologue. Do you

reddit?

Damn, I would've gotten that PhD if I knew it could lead to asking computers about sex!

But that's basically "Great Job, Internet!" already

Look, Chris Hardwick is only a mortal man. You can't expect gold from him 100% of the time!