Are you sure she wasn't Dr. Zoidberg in disguise?

He has a 40-minute speech about how Jack Crawford is the real hero of Silence of the Lambs.

Especially Paw Patrol!

George: "Why didn't you hug her?"

I'm only up to this episode so there may be a better scene, but I sincerely hope Danielle Brooks submits that one for emmy consideration because wow.

I think between this show and Veep, the Twelfth Amendment has been invoked more this past year than the ~200 years prior.

They're just laying the groundwork for replacing the show with King of Queens reruns and hoping that the eagle-eyed CBS viewer does not notice.

Make everyone naked, all the time!

I hope this is going somewhere.

I'd say take that Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, but kicking a man so far down seems redundant…

SPOILER: It's because the field is called xenoarchaeology

I'll watch it, but only if the main character is the least interesting.

There's nothing more romantic, sexual, or sentimental than sweet lady propane.

The fact that it wasn't shot entirely in slow motion tipped me off…

In the wise words of Artie Goodman, you know you're in a golden age of television when you take a show like The Americans for granted.

"Jimmy why are you standing so still?"

I don't think he's reading this. He's too busy making out with his Monroebot.

I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town! I want to explore the world! I want to watch TV in a different time zone! I want to visit strange, exotic malls! I’m sick of eating hoagies! I want a grinder, a sub, a foot-long hero! I want to LIVE!

Life is like a box of chocolates. It's made of atoms.

verily!