"Bill Clinton apparently had a similar love, although he got most of his movies on DVD."

*cuts to someone in cosplay*

You're worse. Much, much worse.

I'm so glad Abrams is changing up his game with 3D floating text!

Just cheese imports? No cheese exports?

Ed Whoton?

I was waiting for the new group to shout:

Sadly, the same cannot be said for the several scattered throughout Southwest Virginia.

Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners…

I got a mediocre chinese place at local strip mall notification for this?

How did you like Naked Lunch?

Link Link added a new skill: Hyah-ing. Would you like to give Link Link an endorsement for this skill?

I am shocked and appalled that X-Men, of all franchises, would go down this route!

When do the extended editions come out?

Soylent Green is HIS SLED!

"It’s worth watching again for some disgustingly excellent Jude Law mouth acting."

"Boo hoo, said no one. Marge vs. the Monorail was totally overrated. Mike Scully, good friend of mine - great writer, funny guy." - @realDonaldTrump

But it'll be on ABC instead of USA. That's 2 whole different letters!

"It's good….FOR MY BANK ACCOUNT."

You forgot Murphy Brown!