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I mean, we've already had Pope Palpatine.

I'm sorry, we were looking for "lame af"

Who is dat boi?

When the show opened with a pile of babies I briefly wondered if I had stumbled upon a Hannibal spin-off.

Yeah, I think an A is a bit much for an episode that, to me at least, seemed to be just 60 minutes of table setting. Was nice to look at, at least.

"Listen up, gang. You may not think that the Second Council of Nicaea and N.W.A. have anything in common…But you'd be surprised!"

Let me consult with the HBO Ceo of Tits.

Say my name.

Or you could get this but sub the lettuce and tomatoes for beef and nacho cheese sauce.

*footage of Bryan Cranston courtesy of Dr. Tim Whatley*

If you said Tony Almeida you are wrong - he was never a fan favorite.

Sorry, he's indisposed.

"The series, which also stars Timothy Olyphant-"

An bless you.

*loses immortality plant to a snake*

I believe it's some kind of Mesopotamian deity.

Well geez, you could've just submitted a video of it to A.A. Dowd!

Psh, you're just saying that because she's your daughter! You won't know if she was really adorable until a bunch of strangers on the internet tell you so.

Hey CW!