And what's the deal with teenagers?

*airs season 1 in reverse order, calls it season 3*

"Well, a lot of people keep popcorn in the house."

Well can't it be hanging out, fucking, and eating chili?

"Do you really have to call it Collateral Beauty? I mean, making up a phrase with a convoluted meaning just to have it as your title seems pretty indulgent."

So if the premise is that they're actors but the twist is that they really are personifications, why does the trailer…..you know what, I doubt there's any "why" question regarding this movie with a satisfying answer.

And when did tweet become an internet thing? Birds go tweet, not internets!

"Damn it Ralph, there's no way to include Pluto as a planet without including several other similar celestial bodies in the far reaches of our solar system. Science demands consistency!"

I'm sure this news will inspire many thoughtful, well reasoned, articulate social media posts.

*makes a condescending remark about your pudding head*

I won't stand idly by and let you besmirch the star of 90 Minutes in Heaven!

Yuri on ice, eh? *chuckles perversely*

Someday, we'll look back on this magical Winter of 2016, when a very matured Joe Piscopo left Piscopo In The Morning to conquer New Jersey.

Inconvenient Truth 2: No Electricity Because Climate Change Has Led Us to the End of the World Boogaloo

It's in the MCU now. Even Thor: The Dark World made hundreds of millions.

Well at common law, it had to be night in order for it to be considered burglary. That crim law class is finally paying off!

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I'm seein' double here! Four Goldblums!

Then again, he was in Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves

Hallmark? Dear god, you are evil!