How to Date Allison Brie
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Doggy Heaven is For Real
Well how do you expect the Showtime CEO of Tits to do his job with a character like that?
He's an actor, trying to create an illusion! Ian McKellen plays a wizard. You think he goes home at night and shoots laser beams into his boyfriend's asshole?
"Who gives a shift if Andrea bought drugs off that waiter?"
I'm seeing double here! 4 Dungeons & 4 Dragons!
Boy, reality-TV star Donald Trump sure is wacky. Imagine if he got into politics!
I hear the cast of Teddy got shot during the show, but continued performing anyway!
Look, the Internet's been having a bad few weeks, it needs something to boost its self-confidence.
*drools*
Just follow it up with Big Daddy and….never mind.
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: The Seventeenth Year
Look, dentists are losers, they're perverts, they're coming into this country and touching tongues and mouths, they're doing it to people not even conscious! And some, I assume, are good people.
I always found those confusing. Why would you impose a wall of text over creatures that don't speak coherently?
"Well perhaps we should inquire…"
In other words, vote for CLIN-TON?
See, white pokemasters catch pokemon like this…now, black pokemasters catch pokemon like THIS.
Boy I sure hope Katie gets fired for that blunder!
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