Yes, but it's all based on GPS coordinates so the top of a skyscraper would be the same as the bottom. Plus you just have to be within range…so instead of breaking into your neighbor's house, just stand outside it (preferably in the dead of night).

Not all the Romans. The plebeians spoke with cockney accents, you bloody wanker!

"He gets more tit than Sinatra!"

George gets upset when someone on facebook shares his post and gets more likes than his original post.

Diehard fans of the original Birth of a Nation breathe a collective sigh of relief.

It appears to be a game wherein players endeavor *snort* to pass an orange sphere of some kind of leathery *snort* composition through a metal circle suspended in midair, termed a "hoop" in the lexicon of the game *snort* *pushes up glasses* *adjusts pocket protector*

Seasons 3-7 for me is the gold standard, not simply relying on shock/scat humor but not (to use a phrase of the show's) up its own ass with messages.

(Pastor Tim) Actually, I came to see you.
(Beeman) Something smells good.
(Elizabeth, as Patty) I’m pregnant
(Alice) The more the merrier.
(Pastor Tim) None of those things matter.
(Henry) Coming!
(Aderholt) Mail robot
(Paige) She just…disappeared
(Phillip) Pull up a chair

Don't forget Dorne. Lots and lots of Dorne!

"$600 for a tip calculator?"

I'd do it, but I'm in enough trouble with the NRC as it is…

Can you arrange a merger between the Seinfeld Quote Generator and the Simpsons Quote Generator? With one great generator, reference comment efficiency should increase by 38%,

He could taste the wine on her lips, and feel her small firm breasts pressed against him as her fingers moved to the lacings of his breeches. "My lion," she whispered when he broke off the kiss to undress. "My sweet lord, my giant of Lannister." Tyrion pushed her toward the bed. When he entered her, she screamed loud…

You're lower than a worm for making those puns!

Jessica Jonesin

Are there separate sections for Red Vines and Twizzler families?

And some lovely torts for dessert.

In the 80s, all our electronics were designed by pop singers. It truly was a golden age!

My mom is still waiting for the movie Words With Friends: Genesis.

I start typing, go take a shower, make a sandwich, come back, and laugh!