She only got screeners of Vinyl.

You Won't BELIEVE This List of 22 Alternatives to Suicide

Oh yeah, I like this idea.

The A.V. Club
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
And the vermin of the world inhabit it
And it's morals aren't worth what a pig can spit

As long as we get an armored horse, that's money well spent!

I wonder if you can pay $15 for an extra scene to be inserted into the movie.

Just as planned!

*drools* Extra crispy . . . *drools louder*

Tom Hanks and his techno-babble!

An advicecast, which is apparently a portmanteau between "advice" and "podcast," which is itself a portmanteau between "iPod" and "broadcast." Kids these days, too many words, etc.

I'll just leave this here: http://youtu.be/lHUW0a7VNeM

Stone them with stones? Yeesh, God, ever hear of a thesaurus?

" In fact, Sucker Punch seems to exist only for itself, operating on the premise that that giant, gatling gun-wielding Samurai monsters look super cool, and that hooker ballerinas sure are sexy."

It's probably for the best. Six whole friends would have cluttered up Civil War. Well, at least Phoebe's husband made it.

Does this put Friends in the Marvel Cinematic Universe now?

But imagine if it ended at the first part of that line! All through the hiatus you'd have the joy of discussing what, exactly, would happen when they found out who did it.

God Not Dead….s.

But what about the other 11 tribes? Are you just gonna forget about them?

*laughs uproariously*

Jesus died so us honest Americans don't have to read French!