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The Kirbiest thing that Kirby ever Kirbied was a Kirby that Kirby swallowed to become the Kirbiest Kirby in Super Smash Bros.

Hey these aren't supposed to be accurate! You call yourself a gimmick account!?

I thought it was "Trump es la amenaza de naranja."

They have plenty of viewers: Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners.

Now I'm just wondering what the Secret Surprise squirt tastes like!

I think Calvary does this pretty well. It might not have an ambiguously moral message, but I wouldn't call it preachy.

Seriously, pretty sure it takes an hour or so to even get to the goddamned island.

Fuckin' hoopleheads!

Damn time-traveling Monsanto agents!

But he won the Oscar. Wait, is this the paradox that will cause Trump to implode?

By gum, it worked. I've awakened in the future. "Moon Pie." What a time to be alive.

Yeah but only like 6 of them have any agency.

If it has an "interracial" tag, sure.

No, that was the Star Wars Trek.

The deal? Honey, when it comes to Costco, Costco is the deal.

the mid-credits Dasani scene was pretty perfect though.

"Keep it light, you bitch!"

I've always been a creeper. Violetta says I creep like the kudzu vines that are slowly but surely strangling our Dixie.

Damn it, Dale!