Hell (no pun intended), the fact that a kids' show in the 90s had a villain like "Him" is kinda amazing in itself.

indistinguishable but sexy silhouettes . . . why does pornhub not have a category for this!?

Episode 10 . . . Balance of Terror.

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Sit down, James, you fat mother****er!

Well that's . . . very good for a first try. You know what? I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it?

I have good news! Rather than 88 long, long episodes, you can now watch The Shield in 14,784 15-second micro-episodes! The episode where Vic stares intensely is a real nail-biter.

So what you're saying is, next season retool into a police procedural?

пицца дом!

The Empire Strikes Backing
In which the Emperor meets with groups of venture capitalists in an attempt to secure financing for a second Death Star.

Quick, someone shine the Reposted Wookiepedia-Signal!

X-Files is on Fox. Fox = Truth. Also, FOX Mulder. Double Truth! This is basic science, people. Unlike fake science like global warming (it's snowing outside!).

But what if he wasn't?

Sweeps, obviously!

Finally, something to bridge the cultural divide!

You are doing God's work, sir.

No, that's Bernie's Sanders, the one-stop shop for all your sander needs - from table to belt to hand!

He works in the field of statistical analysis and data reconfiguration — could that be any more clearer?

Hey now, Episodes is a tv show that… well, it exists.

It's true, it's true! We're so lame!