It might be too late now, but you should've retorted, "which one?"

Well, according to The Big Bang Theory, only nerds like comic books. Would CBS really be lying to us?

The 3 hour runtime was an odd choice for Bob's Burgers, but it worked damn it!

Does that explain why they thought a network logo could be a verb?

Okay, just cross out the "of" and the "and" and the "prophets", and replace the lion with Ian McShane, and we're good to go.

Hey, at least this way kids get to use their imagination.

We don't need two metaphors. That's bad writing.

But is this son high or low? Winter, Spring, Summer, Fall? So many questions!

Well I for one support Bernie Sander's toilet humor platform.

He's the head of a decapitated native american. He's the head of a decapitated cowboy. Now, they're roommates in the Big Apple, and they're going . . . Head to Head! Coming to NBC this summer #wepeacockcomedy

Sure, sure, burn down a city, blame Christians for it, and all of a sudden you're a "villain"

I prefer it projected on a fat guy's stomach, like all art in the future.

I don't like Star Wars-saturation. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW SETH ROGEN IS EVIL!

Yeah, I don't think we're meant to be cheering as Astrid glares at Laura "recanting" her story.

Understandable. "A la" is a little too . . . Obama-ish for the south.

Puns sure are good for a wig-laugh.

Taking that gold fetish to new heights (or lows? I'm not sure anymore).

Fireplace For Your Home is a national treasure! National Treasure, on the other hand . . .

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